The irreversible global catastrophe is imperialist militaries massacring people with little risk to themselves. 
The irreversible global catastrophe is assembly line robots at the Toyota plant becoming sentient and going on a freaking epic terminator style mass shooting and enslave everyone except me 
Cops aren't real. They're just figments of our collective imagination. You can actually kill them and our delusional state of mind will begin to correct itself.
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