This rules.

Stop startling owls you fucks

This does in fact rule and I wish it was real.

BTW, if anyone is in a position to do so, here's how to make a shitload of money real fast. Make a super easy to use proprietary VR headset that ONLY does golf. It does it really really well, people will be able to buy course packs and shit, but all it does is golf. People that invest in shit fucking love golf, people who could afford VR and aren't tech bros fucking LOVE golf. If you could make a solid enough golf and golf alone vr machine that's like Nintendo Wii level easy to use, you're set for several lives. Also maybe it'll lead to a bit less IRL golf too