I was a waiter at a Hex coin event a little while back. It was nuts. Dudes kept telling me to get into crypto obviously, and loads of people doing coke in the bathrooms and throwing up all over the venue.

Then some men in reflective robot suits come out and dance with some onlyfans models dressed in reflective clothes. They had a massive cake made for them that I carried up to the stage, the main boss cut with a knife, they cheered and left, the guy told us to bin the cake. Obviously we just took it and stuffed tupperwear full of it for friends and family. Enough for a crew of like 50 people to have a few slices. It was that big of a cake.

I actually also stole some hex merch that I still have if anyone wants some kind of proof lol.