the direction is hexbear.io even
If anyone here works as or knows a lawyer and is up for working with us on going after these cryptobros, send us a dm.
We want to pursue all available options to protect our community’s valuable intellectual property (tm).
how fucking dare you, whoever did this
Turn in your leftist card and your gun
:bird-screm1: mfw my clumsy bird fingers slip and I accidentally create 3 new cryptos
I was a waiter at a Hex coin event a little while back. It was nuts. Dudes kept telling me to get into crypto obviously, and loads of people doing coke in the bathrooms and throwing up all over the venue.
Then some men in reflective robot suits come out and dance with some onlyfans models dressed in reflective clothes. They had a massive cake made for them that I carried up to the stage, the main boss cut with a knife, they cheered and left, the guy told us to bin the cake. Obviously we just took it and stuffed tupperwear full of it for friends and family. Enough for a crew of like 50 people to have a few slices. It was that big of a cake.
I actually also stole some hex merch that I still have if anyone wants some kind of proof lol.
Even without proof, I totally believe you. Hell, even if it's false, it's truth in fiction.
Creating volatility for maximum potential
the world's only accelerationist cryptocoin, tailored to the adventurist in you!
What if it was that one crypto bro we banned a while back lmao
I have no idea when it started actually, maybe last year. Wtf lol
"A community led buy and burn"
It's just openly a pump and dump?
Yeah but it's weird to advertise yourself as one right?
just doing a scam isn't satire that's like stabbing someone and claiming you're satirising knife crime
i would accept this as a valid form of satire at this point
Hey, if we all work together we can do a pump and dump on this coin and get rich! (I have no idea if that's true)
Calling a random business on Google maps in dprk like “comrade, I have a proposition for you.”
Looks like HEX is the number 11 crypto token overall which is why it's so high. HXB something else, which has a market cap of 1.9 thousand right now, and appears to be the project of just one guy trying to get in on the crypto scam.
(it wouldn't surprise me if that linkdin profile was fake)
I declare jihad against the American Ben Kraun. He lives in Denver, Colorado.
This is his twitter: https://mobile.twitter.com/hexexe5
:haram: :amerikkka: