• came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    the ancient sumerian word for tavern sounds like "being gay with [my/our] dad" while "open this one" has connotations like "clappin' cheeks".

    trust me, I'm Anthony Lonliano, the Halkias-Friedland [well] Endowed Chair of Ancient Bits at SUNJ-Secaucus