Guy who thinks going to a bowling alley is the perfect date: "man I miss the 1940s"

"Bed of Chaos?! More like Bed of Bullshit! It's like pukin' on a pile of shit! You have no impact on the fight. My ass has more of an impact! WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING?! IS THIS NECESSARY?! Look! I can't deal with this godforsaken piece of shit! ASS."

so I get to say it.

Vegans getting home from work be like "Agave syrup, I'm home!"

That one's a real classic I hear

Maybe my brain is cooked but it would be cool if radio dramas came back

Precious lil kitties

@PurrLure@hexbear.net Look at the kitty basket they're so cuuuute

PROJECT WINGMAN DLC WOOOOO

hey, just thought I'd let you know that I'll be thinking of the phrase, "you and your unit would get cut off and surrounded in a war" for a while, comrade

Could've sworn he was catching the casings in the video, did he drop them?

Posting both in here and in the trans mega for the most notifs possible

Me going back in time to tell Frank Herbert to rename Duncan Idaho to Duncan Ohio (it will be funni later)

Only four hours of overtime this whole year agh

GOATseph Stalin vs. Leon FRAUDsky

If Socialism Was a Beer!

In the black friday retail trenches

And yet you showed it to me

the what

Kittyposting, iiiiiit's Toasty!

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