American Christianity is white Jesus being born from a virgin teenager from East Palestine, Ohio. He supported small business owners and did a citizen’s arrest on a lazy bum who smashed their tables out of jealously (likely a socialist). He was executed by illegal immigrants and Jews, but before he died, he prayed to The Father to kill two shoplifters to show how serious humanity’s sins are.
American Christianity is white Jesus being born from a virgin teenager from East Palestine, Ohio. He supported small business owners and did a citizen’s arrest on a lazy bum who smashed their tables out of jealously (likely a socialist). He was executed by illegal immigrants and Jews, but before he died, he prayed to The Father to kill two shoplifters to show how serious humanity’s sins are.