I don't care for woo shit generally but damn if astrology isn't the lamest one. Why aren't there people out there searching for gold with Dowsing rods? Why aren't teens trying to figure out their fates by doing Geomancy and throwing sticks on the ground? I want to see people get into Scapulimancy and Haruspexy where they divine things by burning bones and looking at duck livers.
Bring back that metal shit, fuck this "oooohhhh I looked at some stars and that said what personality I have", fuck that loser, go cut open an Ox and burn it's thigh bone and see the future by huffing geothermal gases!
Also demonology is all about making up a type of guy to be mad at and judging by social media, that's the favourite pass time for a fuck tonne of people.
Gaap is best demon though: he makes men foolish, steals familiars, carries people on his back, and does gynecology. Ba'al ain't gonna be able to tell folks if they've got HPV.