I call Comrade Bailey "snugglywumps" sometimes so I like to sing:
Here comes snugglywumps Here comes snugglywumps Right down snugglywumps lane
Still working on that one but today this banger just dropped:
Snuggly Bailey, snuggly snuggly Bailey The French are colonizers, wee wee wee
Dexterboy
What is the secret of your power?
Dexterboy
Won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck...
Basically, it's Wonderboy by Tenacious D.