I call Comrade Bailey "snugglywumps" sometimes so I like to sing:
Here comes snugglywumps Here comes snugglywumps Right down snugglywumps lane
Still working on that one but today this banger just dropped:
Snuggly Bailey, snuggly snuggly Bailey The French are colonizers, wee wee wee
To the tune of You Are My Sunshine:
You're Mr. Softie
Oh Mr. Softie
You are the peanut
Yes you're my boy
You are my boy dear you are my boy
My little sunshine my boy my boy
Thanks, Mr. Softie just meows real loud while I sing lol
The most common one is for both the dogs together:
These are specials, these are mommy's boys
That's why she feeds them lots of treats
And gives them lots of toys
But my favorite one is for the golden, who is a sweet, giant, nasty bogdog who loves to pretend he is still a smol bebe who needs help onto the bed:
Kiertings is so tiny.....
No he not
He made of potatoes
And he weigh a lot
Kiertings is so shiny...
No he not
His coat made of burrs & mud
And he smell like rot
A fish a fish a fish a fish a fish a fish a fish a fish a fish a fish a fish a fish a fish PLECO PLECO
A fish a fish a fish a fish a fish a fish a fish a fish a fish a fish a fish a fish a fish PLECO PLECO
SNAAAAAIL OOOOO ITS A SNAAAAIL
Repeat
Sung to the tune of “Badger Badger Badger” by Mr. Weebl.
let the crunchies hit the floor
let the crunchies hit the floor
etc
One, I will get a treat
2 think i see a treat
And so on
We do "temptations" by the tea party
Also black Betty by ram jam except "big baby"
"going under" by evanesence when one gets into the basement
Also "I'm just a feline dirt bag" and "we pet this kitty" instead of we built this city
"don't grab me now, I'm having such a good time, just running around" to the tune of 'don't stop me now'
Dexterboy
What is the secret of your power?
Dexterboy
Won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck...Basically, it's Wonderboy by Tenacious D.
[redacted] the cat. he is very large [redacted] the cat. He thinks he’s in charge
:kirby-jammin: that is a secret between me, my pets, and the NSA microphone I keep in my handbag pocket or bedside charging dock
Chun - gus Chun - gus Ki - Wi Chun - Gus
Chun - gus Chun - gus Ki - Wi Chun - Gus
Sung kind of like a cave man chant
