So I have the perfect solution: 1v1 Oscar Deathmatches
8 Nominees for each category; there will be four 1v1 death matches. Survivors move on to traditional Oscars format
Why would it be cool?
- Ensures new talent comes into the industry every year, also injects money into the economy via new Combat Trainers Of The Stars
- Creates a sense of ownership and high stakes; You like being a famous actor? How badly do you want it?
- Promotes physical wellness across adjacent industries; You might be a brilliant CGI compositor but what happens when your studio nominates you to fight in The Oscardome? Bet you wish you biked to work now.
- Bloodsport is a symptom of society in collapse, so it fits
Just workshopping here, any more thoughts? I really think I'm on to something.
Next year is going to manufacture a controversy to top this year's controversy, sounds like. :brrrrrrrrrrrr:
It might even become an expected thing for bazinga brains to tune in for, like how they already tell each other they watch "The Big Game" specifically for the commercials. :so-true: