Alex_Jones [he/him] to ama • 3 years ago

So my temp job is me working with shitty Tesla cars. AMA

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So my temp job is me working with shitty Tesla cars. AMA

Alex_Jones [he/him] to ama • 3 years ago

Things I've learned so far:

the door handles are shitty and flimsy
the car sometimes doesn't go into park and will keep driving
they have a 'toy box' app including a whoopie cushion.
one of the settings for the whoopie cushion is, "I'm so Random!"
they are manufactured super quickly and sometimes are missing things as crucial as the charging kit
they come in at different charges
they come in on transport mode which limits the speed to 31 mph
they have an annoying ass UFO sound when you go in reverse, but are completely silent when they drive forward
they are just so plastic

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Weedian [he/him]
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3 years ago
how many OSHA violations have they racked up this week?

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- Alex_Jones [he/him]
  hexagon
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  3 years ago
  Somebody ran over a pole because they had headphones in while parking it
  
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  - MoreAmphibians [none/use name]
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    3 years ago
    ...don't you look with your eyes?
    
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    - Alex_Jones [he/him]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago
      Glad you caught that. They didn't hear the beeping on the console.
      
      ... Or look outside the windshield.
      
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    - context [fae/faer, fae/faer]
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      3 years ago
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