Things I've learned so far:
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the door handles are shitty and flimsy
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the car sometimes doesn't go into park and will keep driving
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they have a 'toy box' app including a whoopie cushion.
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one of the settings for the whoopie cushion is, "I'm so Random!"
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they are manufactured super quickly and sometimes are missing things as crucial as the charging kit
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they come in at different charges
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they come in on transport mode which limits the speed to 31 mph
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they have an annoying ass UFO sound when you go in reverse, but are completely silent when they drive forward
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they are just so plastic
I'm personally quite fond of macroplastics
Is it unfair to liken the interior to that of a portapotty? I’ve never been in one, but all that plastic certain looks like I could legitimately take a shit in one
It's not quite that flimsy, but I'd take a shit in one if I wasn't half certain there are fecal scannings and biometrics to go with cameras recording me.
Pro tip: you can take a shit in any car if you hate the owner enough.
Is this praxis?
poopxis