Things I've learned so far:

  • the door handles are shitty and flimsy

  • the car sometimes doesn't go into park and will keep driving

  • they have a 'toy box' app including a whoopie cushion.

  • one of the settings for the whoopie cushion is, "I'm so Random!"

  • they are manufactured super quickly and sometimes are missing things as crucial as the charging kit

  • they come in at different charges

  • they come in on transport mode which limits the speed to 31 mph

  • they have an annoying ass UFO sound when you go in reverse, but are completely silent when they drive forward

  • they are just so plastic

  • Alex_Jones [he/him]
    hexagon
    ·
    2 years ago

    Some big company I don't know about is buying them and we're basically working as a paid parking lot.

    No white people in sight anywhere lol.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
      ·
      2 years ago

      You're all basically the techbro equivalent of "the help" then. Out of sight, out of their minds. :us-foreign-policy:

      • Alex_Jones [he/him]
        hexagon
        ·
        2 years ago

        Just means we gotta be careful about the auto driving cars not seeing us.

        :scared:

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
          ·
          2 years ago

          The fact that that is only half a joke and half a serious problem reminds me that we live in a :society:

          • Alex_Jones [he/him]
            hexagon
            ·
            2 years ago

            We're living in times that were created for very specific purposes. We didn't accidentally wind up here