It's there every time I open the fridge, and every time I say I'll get to it later because there is too much stuff in the fridge and I don't wanna take it all out

  • idkmybffjoeysteel [he/him]
    hexagon
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    5 months ago

    I tried to give him a fist bump but he just grabbed my hand for a while

    I physically burst out laughing and had to read this whole story to my wife

    • showmustgo [he/him, comrade/them]
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      5 months ago

      I just wanna say I woefully regret your recurring dream, I've witnessed a fridge of spilled milk and it sucks 😭