"See, life's tough-"

ass wiped by manservant, $100000 toilet paper

"kids these days-"

shovels an entire tin of caviar down throat in one go

"are so soft and entitled-"

carried to superyacht by a squadron of butlers

"maybe they should stop whining-"

screams at captain to the point of vomiting all over the deck because he wasnt greeted with "sir"

"and get to work-"

cries because his secretary couldn't get him a last minute reservation at Dorsia in the evening

"entitled little shits."

falls into the water while trying to shit on some dolphins over the rail, fires captain for it