My wife sleeps on one side with about a million pillows, and the cat sleeps in the middle. Over the course of the night, she slowly seeps further and further into my side, and if I get up to pee or anything she is in my spot when I get back. This is my life now.

  • Pluto [he/him, he/him]
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    10 months ago

    Soros says to his lowly foot-soldier: "Look at me... Look at me! I am the captain now."