does this person think that JJ Abrams and Rian Johnson directed the fuckin LEGO adaptation game? the whole vibe of the game is parody ffs. just enjoy blowing up bricks and haha stud printer goes brrrrrrrrrr
does this person think that JJ Abrams and Rian Johnson directed the fuckin LEGO adaptation game? the whole vibe of the game is parody ffs. just enjoy blowing up bricks and haha stud printer goes brrrrrrrrrr
Darth Vader would hear about a conflict like this be sent in to clean it up by choking and chopping every soldier in a 24 hour period then go home to his vape station above a black hole and forget about it because the empire has hundreds if not thousands of planets and this is just his Tuesday.
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Um um actually when he saw Putin's STORMTROOPERS massacring innocent azovs he would flash back to killing all the tuskan raiders and realize his wrongdoings! and then he would force crush the whole Kremlin and teach Zelensky as his Padawan so he could lead a new order of Ukraine Jedi!!!
Zelensky would be an Ai generated name for the npc commander and would be of little consequence to Vader. As the years of gravity bong hits in his youth took its toll on his lungs, looking out from the window on his vape station he looks at the modernly sized black hole 🕳 his station is orbiting. He begins imagining a new gravity bong that uses the singularity below him wondering if a force user alive could withstand a hit this insane.. :centrist: Sorry sweatys I'm taking over the starwars franchise for a little bit.
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