DM with with your address immediately and I'll show up with a van to take all your money.

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this is a joke if that wasn't obvious

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OR IS IT!?!?!? Better have your money ready just in case!

  • Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]
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    5 months ago

    Jokes on you I'm part of a new special branch of CIA that has authority over your branch of CIA and I hate to break it to you but you're being ordered to donate all your department's money to communism.

    It's part of our plans or some shit

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      5 months ago

      I assume that this is exactly how office politics work in the CIA. Like you just go steel people's shit from the break room fridge and they can't do anything about it because no one is legally allowed to admit you exist or something.

    • Great_Leader_Is_Dead
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      5 months ago

      Nice try! But I am actually part of the MEGA-CIA. I insist that you give me all your owl pellet. We need them to do a coup or something.