DM with with your address immediately and I'll show up with a van to take all your money.

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this is a joke if that wasn't obvious

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OR IS IT!?!?!? Better have your money ready just in case!

  • Lemmygradwontallowme [he/him, comrade/them]
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    5 months ago

    Sir, do you know who you're talking to... fedposting

    I am a federal agent of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, et Firearms.

    You can be convicted for impersonating a CIA agent, since they are only allowed on international territory, beyond the scope of the U.S.

    Remember, for this crime....

    If prosecuted by indictment, the maximum penalty is 5 years incarceration. If prosecuted by summary conviction, the maximum penalty is 2 years less a day jail and/or a $5,000 fine (from Sept 19, 2019).

    Note: I can legally shoot you 2 times in the head, with a .38 revolver, under the pretence of self-defense, if not frame it as a suicide, with the aid of some folks I know...

    Cease and desist or you will be sorely missed...

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    This is a fake, in case anyone asks...