Some guy will post a picture of a pretty standard looking pepperoni pizza and say: "Imagine not living in new york." And then there's the whole bodega discourse, which is also funny. "For you non-new yorkers, let me explain: a bodega is not a corner store. It's a place where you can buy gatorade, toilet paper, AND eggs." Thank you sir for explaining that to a slack-jawed yokel such as myself.

  • prismaTK
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    8 months ago

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    • Sickos [they/them, it/its]
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      No, the new yorkers are really that far up their own assholes about things that exist in every fucking strip mall in this godforsaken hellhole.

      Edit: ugh fucking poe's law I am 100% serious

      • NomadicWarMachine [any]
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        2 years ago

        I used to live in Baltimore and I could get all three of those things, not on the same street but within a 15 minute bike ride of each other. Same in Denver, and Chicago, the only other two cities I've lived in. I live in West Virginia now and yeah, I can't get all three of those here sadly. We do have a pretty good taco place though surprisingly.