Granite: Drowned in flood of spilled ☼Dwarven Beer☼
Slate: Impaled by ≡Wooden Chair≡'s menacing spikes of Malachite
Felsite: Sentenced to hammering for failing to produce 2 lead chains
Hematite: Fell into magma
Malachite: Trapped in drowning hall with 20 goblin invaders
Galena: Atom smashed by lowered 3x3 drawbridge made from soap
Limestone: Tried to trade 1 +<<-Citron Wood Crutch->>+ to the Elves
Sandstone: Grappled by Carp
Timber: 🤡
Moonstone: The Forgotten Beast Kraxxnazx has come! A huge skinless serpent made of iron with 12 eyes. It has 4 wings and it undulates rhythmically.
Beware its noxious secretions.
Opal: Slashed by Unicorn horn in Lower Right Toe. The severed part sails off in an arc. Urist McDwarf has bled out.
Obsidian: Took a swim right before the winter freeze
The thumbnail to this looks like Dwarf Fortress.
!!FUN!! UNDER THE GLORIOUS REIGN OF ARMOK
Birth month I was,
Granite: Drowned in flood of spilled ☼Dwarven Beer☼
Slate: Impaled by ≡Wooden Chair≡'s menacing spikes of Malachite
Felsite: Sentenced to hammering for failing to produce 2 lead chains
Hematite: Fell into magma
Malachite: Trapped in drowning hall with 20 goblin invaders
Galena: Atom smashed by lowered 3x3 drawbridge made from soap
Limestone: Tried to trade 1 +<<-Citron Wood Crutch->>+ to the Elves
Sandstone: Grappled by Carp
Timber: 🤡
Moonstone: The Forgotten Beast Kraxxnazx has come! A huge skinless serpent made of iron with 12 eyes. It has 4 wings and it undulates rhythmically. Beware its noxious secretions.
Opal: Slashed by Unicorn horn in Lower Right Toe. The severed part sails off in an arc. Urist McDwarf has bled out.
Obsidian: Took a swim right before the winter freeze
This response is far better than my throwaway comment deserved.
I fell into magma btw
Haha thanks. It was !!FUN!!