• AcidSmiley [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    How do they even know what koreans eat? How do they know what Kim eats?

    mainstream media used to run stories about how :kim-jong-il: abducted a Japanese chef who had to make him sushi while being held hostage in DPRK for several decades and this r*dditor just assumes that :kim-peace: loves sushi just as much as his dad. The sharkfin soup is most likely just the usual anti-asian racism a reddit brain makes up on the fly, the reports about Kim Yong-Ils sushi hostage only described how fond he was of sea urchin sushi when they got into naming specific dishes that the chef had to prepare.

    • NPa [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      I wonder, with so many 'hostages' that the Kim family has kidnapped and forced to make art and food and hang out, how many of those are actually just doing kayfabe to not be labeled as traitors and defectors? Maybe some of them are just sympathetic to Cool Korea and didn't want their family to get harassed at home.

      • NPa [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        Uhh yeah honey, I'll be home late from work, the North Korean Dynasty has abducted me and they say I have to play Gears of War all the way through with Kim Jong Un or I'll get fed to the helicopter dogs. Yeah. They are like, dogs with propellers that can go mach 5. Yeah, it wouldn't be pretty. Ok I'll see you soon, love you bye, YO KIM PASS THE CONTROLLER