Sorry, bro. Rejection sucks, whatever the reason. Know that you're a hot piece of ass, regardless of what sounds your ex makes. The relationship game is a brutal kind of lottery, but all you can do is feed more emotional quarters into the machine. May the Odds Be Ever In Your Favor.
Listen, if there's one way to enjoy being single, its by watching "The Butterfly Effect" - a movie no other sensible person could possibly consent to watch willingly.
Sorry, bro. Rejection sucks, whatever the reason. Know that you're a hot piece of ass, regardless of what sounds your ex makes. The relationship game is a brutal kind of lottery, but all you can do is feed more emotional quarters into the machine. May the Odds Be Ever In Your Favor.
You should apologize because I do personally blame you for flappin' your little butterfly wings and rendering me single via chaos theory.
Listen, if there's one way to enjoy being single, its by watching "The Butterfly Effect" - a movie no other sensible person could possibly consent to watch willingly.
Maybe I'll watch that tomorrow as I grieve for a life I'll never have. A life that's dead but spectral to this cadaver planet, Earth.