DayOfDoom [any, any] to chapotraphouse • 7 months agoGot "soft"-rejected today by an ex-GF who's maybe fine hanging out as friends but when I asked if we could pick up where we left off she made an audible "weeeggggh" sound like a gameshow buzzer indicamessage-squaremessage-square19 fedilinkarrow-up147file-text
arrow-up147message-squareGot "soft"-rejected today by an ex-GF who's maybe fine hanging out as friends but when I asked if we could pick up where we left off she made an audible "weeeggggh" sound like a gameshow buzzer indicaDayOfDoom [any, any] to chapotraphouse • 7 months agomessage-square19 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareDayOfDoom [any, any]hexagonhexbear10·7 months agoYou should apologize because I do personally blame you for flappin' your little butterfly wings and rendering me single via chaos theory. link
minus-squarezifnab25 [he/him, any]hexbear6·7 months agoListen, if there's one way to enjoy being single, its by watching "The Butterfly Effect" - a movie no other sensible person could possibly consent to watch willingly. link
minus-squareDayOfDoom [any, any]hexagonhexbear2·7 months agoMaybe I'll watch that tomorrow as I grieve for a life I'll never have. A life that's dead but spectral to this cadaver planet, Earth. link
You should apologize because I do personally blame you for flappin' your little butterfly wings and rendering me single via chaos theory.
Listen, if there's one way to enjoy being single, its by watching "The Butterfly Effect" - a movie no other sensible person could possibly consent to watch willingly.
Maybe I'll watch that tomorrow as I grieve for a life I'll never have. A life that's dead but spectral to this cadaver planet, Earth.