Trump Sr and Trump Jr both run, go after each other the hardest until we get Sr saying "I've always been disappointed in you" to his son on live TV
MTG runs explicitly on doing Qanon stuff and wins in a landslide
Rubio comes back for some reason
DeSantis short circuits and reveals his terminator form during the debate
:a-little-trolling: Donald Trump Jr., crowd booing Donald Trump Jr., the big Jr! Or should I say, "little"? crowd roaring with laughter Y'know, I never liked you son. Very rude, very nasty to me and Ivanka. It's true! [Anderson Cooper: Mr. Former-President, the question, please] When you were small you used to stink up the place with your dirty diapers. Very disgraceful, and the vomit, my god, what a mess! *crowd chanting T-R-U-M-P" And please, don't get me started on those pictures of you posing with guns and shooting wild animals, nobody is impressed, especially me.
This would be extremely funny so I hope it happens
Me too.