Trump Sr and Trump Jr both run, go after each other the hardest until we get Sr saying "I've always been disappointed in you" to his son on live TV
MTG runs explicitly on doing Qanon stuff and wins in a landslide
Rubio comes back for some reason
DeSantis short circuits and reveals his terminator form during the debate
:tromp: Anderson, Anderson, you're a smart guy. You're a sophisticated fella, so I'm going to clue you into a little secret. This face, this beautiful hair, it's all a facade, it's all phony. It's true! There's a machine under this, and you know what Anderson, I'd like to think this machine plays to win.
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