autismdragon [he/him, they/them] to chapotraphouse • 9 months agoLegal arguments re: Willy Wonkaimagemessage-square9 fedilinkarrow-up184
arrow-up184imageLegal arguments re: Willy Wonkaautismdragon [he/him, they/them] to chapotraphouse • 9 months agomessage-square9 Commentsfedilink
minus-squareworlds_okayest_mech_pilot [he/him]hexbear9·9 months agoWonka should have opened his factory in a contributory negligence state. Then his lawyers can spend all day picking out the kids' screw-ups link
minus-squareForgetPrimacy@lemmygrad.mlhexbear1·9 months ago... and that my friends is the story of how I once was the subject of a legal summons that time I was too busy being in a coma to make the court appearance for the crime of getting hit by a truck. My negligence contributed to the collision, you see... linkfedilink
Wonka should have opened his factory in a contributory negligence state. Then his lawyers can spend all day picking out the kids' screw-ups
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and that my friends is the story of how I once was the subject of a legal summons that time I was too busy being in a coma to make the court appearance for the crime of getting hit by a truck. My negligence contributed to the collision, you see...