Use a fake name and throwaway email: https://www.change.org/p/save-snickers-dick-vein
Snickers has taken away apart of American culture. Part of the joy of eating a Snickers was tearing open the wrapper to seeing a funny-looking vein printed on the top of each chocolate bar.
Instead, now we get an off-putting chocolate bar that has no pattern on time. They took the fun part about eating a Snickers away from us. We want it back!
Give us our dick vein back!!!!
I posted this in electoralism because stupid shit like this is unironically all electoralism is good for.
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