Use a fake name and throwaway email: https://www.change.org/p/save-snickers-dick-vein
Snickers has taken away apart of American culture. Part of the joy of eating a Snickers was tearing open the wrapper to seeing a funny-looking vein printed on the top of each chocolate bar.
Instead, now we get an off-putting chocolate bar that has no pattern on time. They took the fun part about eating a Snickers away from us. We want it back!
Give us our dick vein back!!!!
what the fuck is change.org even supposed to be used for? has it ever produced actual change?
It was introduced by Obama in the absolute zenith of his honeymoon period. This was what we fought for. Now we have someone who's going to listen to us.
Because the rules were that if a petition passed (originally I think it was just 10k signatures) the white house would be compelled to make an official response. So people took it seriously as a way to talk to the federal government. And the first thing that happened was an absolute flood of petitions to end the drug war, specifically for marijuana. There was a huge buzz about this. The internet was just old enough at that point that everyone had been exposed to the insanity of the policy. California did not fall into the sea with their medical. It seemed like things could change.org for real.
The whole thing turned into the joke it is today overnight when the official response was "lol no" and a pat on the head written by an intern out of a form letter. That was the only real change it produced. Oh and then they raised the requirement an extra zero.
:live-tucker-reaction: They are taking away our veiny throbbing snickers bars... I'm gonna say it again for emphasis: They are taking away our veiny throbbing snickers bars because ultimately, they hate America and all it stands for.
I posted this in electoralism because stupid shit like this is unironically all electoralism is good for.
They'll be coming for the Mounds clit next! Slippery, chocolatey slope! Don't let the woke cancel culture mob win!!!!!1
