Use a fake name and throwaway email: https://www.change.org/p/save-snickers-dick-vein
Snickers has taken away apart of American culture. Part of the joy of eating a Snickers was tearing open the wrapper to seeing a funny-looking vein printed on the top of each chocolate bar.
Instead, now we get an off-putting chocolate bar that has no pattern on time. They took the fun part about eating a Snickers away from us. We want it back!
Give us our dick vein back!!!!
They'll be coming for the Mounds clit next! Slippery, chocolatey slope! Don't let the woke cancel culture mob win!!!!!1