Use a fake name and throwaway email: https://www.change.org/p/save-snickers-dick-vein

Snickers has taken away apart of American culture. Part of the joy of eating a Snickers was tearing open the wrapper to seeing a funny-looking vein printed on the top of each chocolate bar.

Instead, now we get an off-putting chocolate bar that has no pattern on time. They took the fun part about eating a Snickers away from us. We want it back!

Give us our dick vein back!!!!

  • WeedReference420 [he/him, they/them]
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    3 years ago

    :live-tucker-reaction: They are taking away our veiny throbbing snickers bars... I'm gonna say it again for emphasis: They are taking away our veiny throbbing snickers bars because ultimately, they hate America and all it stands for.