After Stalin starved all of Russia by eating all the grain, America noticed the Russian people needed freedom so they ran over to Russia and popped Stalin like a balloon. All the grain that was in his stomach exploded into the sky and then rained over Russia. Stalin had eaten so much grain that it's still raining from the sky today and now Russia is the world's largest supplier of grain.
False. Wheat grains have an atmospheric residence time of less than two years. All of it would have rained back down long ago.
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