The wheel, the steam engine, the lightbulb, the aeroplane.
Marvels of engineering to be sure, but all were put to shame when Otto Frederick Rohwedder (blessed be his name) invented the first single loaf bread-slicing machine.
No longer would man suffer the long indignity of having to slice their own bread!
It proved instantly influential and in a few short years 80% of the bread sold in the United States was sliced!

Unfortunately, like all true visionary undertakings, the forces of reactions would soon emerge in a vain attempt to halt man's progress and in XV Annus Panis Nostri Quod Est Divisa a ban would be placed on the product.
U.S. officials cited "war time conservation measured" but the brave people of the land quickly rose up in outcry and the ban was rescinded.

Today people from all around the world are free and able to enjoy the bounty of bread that is already sliced.


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  • LoudMuffin [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    These people are so dumb, you know roadblocks/check points are a thing right? What the fuck are you gonna do lol, drive your crossover/massive ass truck straight through the fucking woods/mountains lmao? Through the desert? Through miles and miles of open plains where everyone can see you?