No, you see, this is good apolitical politics, people making sneaky alliances and backstabbing, like the Game of Thrones. Not bad political politics like when women have blue hair or small boobs or whatever.
While I hate that you're right that would be better than what WoW has become
Saw a dude in a shitty convertible with exactly two bumper stickers:
FUCK POLITICS
HUMANS SUCK
To my utter shock, it was a mid-20s white dude.
They would immediately be destroyed by the giant demons with a robot army or the sky castle of sentient dragons or the demon cults or the army of bandits that can turn invisible. Everything in the World of Politicscraft would be for the taking. The player population is an endless stream of mercenaries who will deplete entire ecosystems for a new shirt.
This new one will be the ninth. Which is three more than the number of expansions it had last time I played, when I already got the impression it was a shambling corpse of a video game unnaturally forced to exist long past the time it should have died.
The next expansion will be written by the Biden staffer who posts those god-awful captioned pictures of his dogs to Instagram, and it will be about the Worgen and the Vulpera manipulating the Alliance and Horde through pawlitical intrigue.
I had forgotten about the animals Twitter accounts until now.
