I feel like they undersold the pain a bit. There was a numbing shot that he had to give me a second dose of.

I don't know.

I had no trouble getting an appointment. They didn't hassle me about wanting kids or anything

Procedure was relaxed considering. It took about a half hour. The doctor came in with a classic rock channel playing on his phone. I like that kind of music, so it was cool. I remembered from my consultation that he was ok with joking around, so we joked about the Tom Petty song "Free falling" being on... You know, "free balling"

No boners. He taped my dick to my stomach, and put a bunch of surgical napkins over my junk.

My wife and I had recent intercourse with no ceremony.

Sounds like a couple of days of sitting around followed by about a week of taking it easy.