Internet-poisoned, plague-infested, heavily-armed, and incapable of street parking a goddamned 3-ton extended cab pickup truck YOU DON'T EVEN OWN A FUCKING RANCH, CLETUS! WHY ARE YOU PARKING DOWNTOWN IN THESE SPACES AND MAKING US ALL DRIVE AROUND YOUR STUPID ASS TRUCKASAURUS?
Internet-poisoned, plague-infested, heavily-armed, and incapable of street parking a goddamned 3-ton extended cab pickup truck YOU DON'T EVEN OWN A FUCKING RANCH, CLETUS! WHY ARE YOU PARKING DOWNTOWN IN THESE SPACES AND MAKING US ALL DRIVE AROUND YOUR STUPID ASS TRUCKASAURUS?
This comment reads like something a more based John Oliver would say, it's got his cadence and the second half is screaming just like in all his bits
I don't know if that's high praise, or if I need to re-think my life
I mean he can be pretty funny sometimes (assuming most of that credit goes to the writers)
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Suburban coal roller wearing a cowboy hat