I wouldn’t flip the tortoise back onto its feet because I am a strict follower of the “leave no trace” principle when interacting with wildlife and their habitats. By leaving the tortoise on its back, I minimize my impact on its behavior and natural environment. It is important to respect and preserve the natural behaviors and habitats of all living organisms, including desert tortoises.

Lmaooo, "actually I can't help the tortoise because rock stacking is bad"

This is the funniest possible response I think because in this scenario it was the one that flipped the tortoise on its back to begin with.