feel like pure shit just want him back

  • NomadicWarMachine [any]
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    3 years ago

    as turkies voting for Christmas in this case

    Are you a grandpa from Texas or something? This is like a classic old man colloquial saying.

      • NomadicWarMachine [any]
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        3 years ago

        To my yankee ears this sounds like something a southern grandpa would say.

        “Ohh sonny, don’t be a squirrel trapped in a hen house on Sunday”

        “Wtf does that mean grandpa”

        “Well ain’t you a two fisted hog on a river barge”

        “…”