How did he fool the hogs so good or did boater kulaks just never watch the apprentice or see E! News before?

  • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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    4 months ago

    He ran for president in 2000 actually and there's an alternate universe where he won the Reform Party nomination instead of Pat Buchanan. Then liberals would have blamed Trump for Gore losing Miami-Dade county, because the ballots were weird and a bunch of Gore voters marked in Buchanan by accident apparently. Also Trump's main platform back then was universal healthcare, and he apparently wanted Oprah as his running mate. Times were weird.

    I was dimly aware of Trump in the 90s because he was on an episode of Fresh Prince. He had a reputation as a smug weird New York rich guy and that's really it. He'd go on talk shows to fight with Larry Flynt or say unhinged things. He started getting political clout after he became the face of the whole birther movement, the one claiming Obama was born in Kenya. In my head the brirthers have always been the first maga movement. Conservatives before Trump and social media were different and more pearl-clutchy, like how liberals are now. It's like liberals and conservatives traded aesthics and rhetoric over the past 20 years.

    • M68040 [they/them]
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      4 months ago

      The Anita Bryant "somehow totally innocent, faints at the sight of sin, doesn't know what a blowjob is" pearl clutcher crowd are still around, depending exactly who you're talking to and where.

    • SSJ2Marx
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      4 months ago

      because the ballots were weird

      Please indicate which candidate you don't want to vote for.

      • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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        4 months ago

        They looked like this

        Pat Buchanan got a disproportionately high number of votes in that one single county, so it was probably people trying to vote for Gore and not understanding which bubble to fill in. Also it's a little surreal seeing Gloria la Riva's name on a ballot from 2000.

        • keepcarrot [she/her]
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          4 months ago

          Damn, look at those other parties.

          (also, that is wildly terrible design wtf)