this literally just happened. im on the plane now just cringing because it keeps replaying in my head.

the TSA agent needed the line to push together and move forward. however when yelling instructions he literally said “PLEASE PUSH IT IN AS FAR AS YOU CAN”

how are you gonna say that to a large group of people and not expect someone to say something?

well, today i am someone. without even thinking, not even a moment’s hesitation, i LOUDLY blurted out “THATS WHAT SHE SAID” back to him. i immediately regretted it.

when i tell you not a single person laughed.

when i tell you so many heads turned and looked at me utterly appalled.

man. im just so glad i never have to see these people again and can leave this moment in this state never to be thought about again smh

tldr; tsa agent set me up perfectly. i responded with a “thats what she said” and apparently horrified the other passengers and earned not a one laugh

edit: wow my plane just landed and im having the best time reading all your comments!! i didn’t expect anything when i posted it, i was just dying inside and needed it off my chest but man this is awesome! we are all now all bffs and i love you.

also there were a couple people who seem to think im a man… making an inappropriate joke…. cmon now read my bio ppl go through my history theres pics of me there if u look. i am a 22 year old very petite girl and i promise you no one was worried about me being a threat or a pervert lol. but there’s apparently a special place in hell for me because someone inferred that im a heckler for this joke. my question to that is, then wouldnt i be going to heck instead?

edit 2: ok so a frequently asked question is who was i flying with, and this is the key to the problem of what happened. i was alone. usually my mom, dad, and/or fiancé are flying with me. i dont fly much to begin with. any diehard fan of the office knows how great a well timed “thats what she said” joke is, and my whole family is diehard office fans. (diehard lol) so usually i would turn to them and say it just to them.

but they werent there when the reflex came, and i guess my brains solution was just to say it loud enough for EVERYONE to hear it instead.

FINAL EDIT (i think): to those of you telling me to grow up- no. YOU go heal your inner child so that you can laugh at childish small things and the mistakes of others without being offended. i admit i made a FU, but no one was hurt, the joke didnt land, and that was it. you are the problem if you are offended.

and finally i am not implying females cant be perverts. i said in a comment but need to say it here too- they absolutely can be, many women are, and i detest them with every fiber of my being. i am very sensitive to this topic as again you can see in my history my experience as a crime victim, i take it very seriously. please stop messaging me or commenting asking why im defending girl pervs. i am not one, and do not like the implication that i am.

but 95% of you guys are cool af and again, i love you all