• NomadicWarMachine [any]
    hexagon
    ·
    3 years ago

    woman hits man in the head with cast iron skillet, an indentation in the perfect shape of his head appears on the pan, then she pulls a rope and a safe falls from the sky and lands on him. The door to the safe opens revealing the man inside who is swaying back and forth and forth with birds circling his head, and then proceeds to hold out a small flag that says "ouch" on it.

      • NomadicWarMachine [any]
        hexagon
        ·
        3 years ago

        Woman offers me a cigar and lites it, but it turns out to be a stick of dynamite, I look at the camera and wave goodbye before it explodes, covering my face in soot.

        Later in an attempt as revenge I paint a tunnel on a wall where the woman goes jogging, but instead of running into it she runs down the tunnel safely. I decided to run down the tunnel myself but discover that it has somehow transformed back into a wall and become a flat pancake against it.