McConnell, who turned 82 this month, is announcing the decision in a speech on the Senate floor. [...] McConnell said he plans to serve out the remainder of his term as a senator, which ends in January 2027.

    • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      4 months ago

      He still might. He could be on the floor of the senate giving a speech on whatever the fuck that's broadcast live and just die. Here's to hoping.

      • nick@midwest.social
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        4 months ago

        Some party of adventurers needs to find his phylactery and destroy it, ending the reign of terror of Lich McConnell.