He keeps trying to hide it but everyone can tell. Can he put his pride aside and finally admit that he's an old man that needs to take better care of his health? Or will he continue to distract his crew by insisting on eating Taco Bell and pooping his pants on the bridge?
If J.K. Rowling became a writer on Star Trek
Writing a Dax episode where she realizes that she can't change her gender no matter who her host is and will always be a sentient poop worm.