Just come out to my town on an H1 visa like all the european kids i see fill this town every summer then go full illegal worker, staying thru the winter working construction for cash like some of the mexican guys up here do. You can crash wit me and my wife until you get something better (as long as you don't steal me from her you rascal).

Said in jest (cuz its a terrible idea) but if you actually make it here ill put you up foreal