https://twitter.com/Aella_Girl/status/1763383809284731208

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  • DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml
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    4 months ago

    I've never been a fan of gang bangs and orgies, maybe my problem was that I was trying out for the wrong role, I should've auditioned for clipboard guy.

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      4 months ago

      I'm just trying to wrap my head around the 15 people who got all the way through this process and didn't cum.

      If I have to take a blood test to hook up, I'm cumming one way or another. I'm going out back and jerking off into the bushes if necessary.

      Edit: I just looked up this Aella person

      Aella: The Libertarian Rationalist Sex Worker Turned Data Scientist

      I think I get it now. They didn't cum because they were prepubescent

      • DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml
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        4 months ago

        It could even just be performance anxiety. Maybe clipboard guy was just staring at them really intensely the whole time. Sometimes I have to just stop for a bit if the cat walks in the room and stares at me, so I could get people being a little nervous.

      • Egon [they/them]
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        4 months ago

        They apparently only got three minutes each so that explains it I guess. She explains it in her blog post that starts out by quoting Nelson Mandela

        • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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          4 months ago

          They apparently only got three minutes each

          Listen, I don't want to brag, but I can bust way faster than that.

          She explains it in her blog post that starts out by quoting Nelson Mandela

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          • Anne_Teefa
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            4 months ago

            Sometimes it's a minute, sometimes it's an hour, maybe 2.

      • EndMilkInCrisps [he/him]
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        4 months ago

        Performance anxiety is real. Sometimes you just can't orgasm. Especially in a crowd.

      • Philosoraptor [he/him, comrade/them]
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        4 months ago

        They got three minutes, and there were apparently other men holding her down while she tried to bite and kick. Understandable I think, and probably not what these guys thought they were signing up for.

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