https://twitter.com/Aella_Girl/status/1763383809284731208

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  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    4 months ago

    I'm just trying to wrap my head around the 15 people who got all the way through this process and didn't cum.

    If I have to take a blood test to hook up, I'm cumming one way or another. I'm going out back and jerking off into the bushes if necessary.

    Edit: I just looked up this Aella person

    Aella: The Libertarian Rationalist Sex Worker Turned Data Scientist

    I think I get it now. They didn't cum because they were prepubescent

    • DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml
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      4 months ago

      It could even just be performance anxiety. Maybe clipboard guy was just staring at them really intensely the whole time. Sometimes I have to just stop for a bit if the cat walks in the room and stares at me, so I could get people being a little nervous.

    • Egon [they/them]
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      4 months ago

      They apparently only got three minutes each so that explains it I guess. She explains it in her blog post that starts out by quoting Nelson Mandela

      • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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        4 months ago

        They apparently only got three minutes each

        Listen, I don't want to brag, but I can bust way faster than that.

        She explains it in her blog post that starts out by quoting Nelson Mandela

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        • Anne_Teefa
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          4 months ago

          Sometimes it's a minute, sometimes it's an hour, maybe 2.

    • EndMilkInCrisps [he/him]
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      4 months ago

      Performance anxiety is real. Sometimes you just can't orgasm. Especially in a crowd.

    • Philosoraptor [he/him, comrade/them]
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      4 months ago

      They got three minutes, and there were apparently other men holding her down while she tried to bite and kick. Understandable I think, and probably not what these guys thought they were signing up for.

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