One day I was reminiscing about my favorite childhood video game (Bubsy) when I hear a knock on the door. I opened the door and a bad man in a long black coat and moustache handed me a USB thumb drive labelled Bubsy.exe and said "this is new Bubsy game. Play it or be curse." He had a scary Russian accent or maybe French. "Okay" I said.

I put the thumb drive in my PC and opened the files. There was only one file labelled 'Bubsy's Going to Kill You.exe' which sounded like your average Bubsy game title so I clicked on it.

On the game title Bubsy was crying. I laughed at this funny visual gag and started. The first level was called. 'Please stop playing or I'll kill you.' It was a pretty good pun and I was happy to see this sequel was keeping the humor that the Bubsy series was known for intact.

The first level was covered in hyperrealistic blood. Bubsy was staring at the screen with hyperrealistic eyes and begging me to stop playing. I guess they wanted to reach a wider edgy teen audience.

Also I died and became a skeleton the end.