He only does crimes in an AABBA pattern, and he wears a bright yellow suit covered in Edward Lear illustrations, and his real name is like Poe Atree or something.

  • flowernet [none/use name]
    hexagon
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    2 years ago

    Batman: Alfred, the Limericker keeps sending me dirty poems.

    Alfred: You know, master Wayne, My country knows more than anyone about how to deal with the Irish.

    Batman: Alfred, that's fucked up. Gotham is like 50% Irish, you know that, right?

    Alfred: chuckles In for a penny, as they say, master Wayne...