I was running in the park earlier to practice. Even when I asked people if I could chase them they said no because they knew there's no way a terrorist could run faster than me. I would tackle him and take his gun and kick two more through their fucking heads I swear. I told them the whole plan.
I got banned from my local high school football team's track because I was faster than them. The coach will say it was because I was weird and wanted to see people's boogers but that's a HAMAS lie, those kids are fast but I'm faster. I bet I could outrun you. Also what color are your boogers?
You know that scene from Joker where he's able to stalk Bruce Wayne because he stays outside the fence? That's the trick. I know I can run faster than any child but I know I can't challenge children to a race without people getting the wrong impression. I'm more likely to chase a school shooter down and kick his fucking head off than I am to have any kind of bad intentions.
What I do is walk one street over and run really fast past the school. If a child runs on their side of the fence I'll win. If they just stand there watching alongside the teachers and parents, it's because all of them know they can't win. Any school shooters amongst them are deterred by seeing that no matter how good they are with a gun I can run faster.
